The Constitutional monarchy of Kingdom of Eldovia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime minister Osman pashan with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.052 billion Eldovians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of David city. The average income tax rate is 25.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eldovian economy, worth 355 trillion Aldovian lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,347 Aldovian lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, the first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe". Crime is totally unknown. Kingdom of Eldovia's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kingdom of Eldovia is ranked 73,654^th in the world and 265^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,149.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.